Spitfire's Dictionary

 

My dictionary of terms, people, and things that you will hear about on this page. If it's confusing, don't worry. Half the time I have no clue what I'm talking about either.

 

 

Aaron Carter: Nick Carter's little bro; Mini-Me with blonde hair  

 

AJ McLean: The 'insane' 'Boy; Cowboy

 

Argish: A term; depending on how it is said (happily, sadly, annoyed) it can mean anything

 

Army Guys: The cute men of the United States millitary

 

Angel: Sexy, brooding vampire

 

Angelus: Angel's darker, funnier, and more homicidal alter ego

 

Ant-Man: Any seriously small person that isn't a true midget

 

Albino: A creature born with no coloring of its own; see Lance

 

Algorythm: The rythm of Al Gore

 

*Beep* *Beep*: My way of refering to Drew; see 'The 'N SYNC Project' for a better understanding

 

Bimbo(s): A stupid girl; 98 Degrees' dancers

 

Bleach Bottle Abuser: Anyone who bleaches their hair to the point of blinding other people with it; see both Justins (Timberlake and Jeffre)

 

Blonde: A term for a stupid person; what every boy-group must have

 

'Boarder: Surfboarder; snowboarder; skateboarder; a stupid male

 

Boner: See AJ

 

Brian Littrell: One of the 'Boys

 

Blueman: A term for an LA Dodgers fan, not used in a good way

 

B-Rok: See Brian

 

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer; Angel's soulmate

 

Cat: Felis Catus Catus; the world's dominant species

 

CATS: A broadway play taken from the book 'Old Possom's Guide To Practical Cats'

 

Catnip: Any substance that makes you hyper or crazy; a plant that makes cats nuts

 

Chris Kirkpatrick: The now non-dreded member of N SYNC

 

Crazy: See Chris

 

David Boreanaz: The actor who plays Angel

 

*Ding!*: Realization of something; refers to getting boinked on the head and getting an idea

 

Drew Lachey: Nick Lachey's younger brother; barritone for 98 Degrees

 

Duh-huh?: Confusion or mishearing; commonly used by blondes

 

Dumb Sweed: What I tease my dad's side of the family about

 

Ebonics: Something Justin seems to have adopted as his language

 

Finn-Demon: See Riley

 

Fire Guys: Any cute fireman; pet term for 98 Degrees

 

'Fro-Boy: See Justin Timberlake

 

Gato: Cat

 

Ghetto Boy: Any male when acting like a fool or trying to be 'black'; Justin Timerlake

 

Ghetto Bootie: Lance's behind

 

Grave-Digger Lad: A tag-along; see Aaron

 

Grooby: A version of groovy

 

"Hey There, Sexy...": The mating call of the common parking meter

 

Hindenburg: Same meaning as Titanic; a large zeppelin that went boom

 

Hick: People from any of the smaller communities in Mississippi, Tennessee, or Georgia that are arrogant little twips; see Redneck; see Lance Bass; see Riley Finn

 

Howie D.: The cute, pony-tailed 'Boy

 

Initiative, The: A secret goverment organization devoted to capturing/killing all demons and vampires

 

JC Chasez: The main lead-singer of N SYNC; Sleepy-Spice

 

Jeff Timmons: The main lead-singer for 98 Degrees; first tenor

 

Justin Jeffre: Backup singer for 98 Degrees; bass

 

Justin Timberlake: Secondary lead-singer for N SYNC; 'The Curly One'

 

Joey Fatone: The flirt of N SYNC; Super-Joey

 

Katbird: A term used to describe me at many times; a mix between a cat and a bird resulting in a flying ball of fur, fleas, and feathers

 

Kate: A police officer that can't seem to keep her nose out of anything; vamp-food

 

Kevin Richardson: The 'Boy that many find 'sexy'; unibrow

 

Kirk: Anyone...who tends to...talk in...variations...like...James...T...Kirk...

 

Kittyhawk Inc.: A very stupid thing that was a result of too much Pepsi and pop-rocks in one night

 

La La Land: A place between space and time where people go when they either drift off or loose track of time; that place where daydreams happen in math class

 

Lance Bass: Bass singer for N SYNC

 

Lance-Lust: Kinda self-explainitory

 

Lil' White Mouse: Pet term for Lance, although used mostly when he bleaches his hair

 

Los Angelino(s): Anyone who lives in LA

 

Mew-sic: A cat carterwhauling

 

Mungojerrie and Rumpleteaser: Any pair of trouble-makers

 

Muppet-Man: See Jeff; refering to Jeff's hammy grin

 

Naked Angel Fairies: Something that visits me in my sleep

 

Nick Carter: The leader of the Dumb Blondes Bergade; one of the 'Boys

 

Nick Lachey: Secondary lead-singer in 98 Degrees; second tenor

 

Parking Meter: The Katbird's only natural enemy; annoying machines that make you get parking tickets

 

Peach Fuzz: What Justin Timberlake calls a goatee

 

Poo-Foo(s): See Lance; a group of Albinos that happen to live in Mississippi

 

Puppet Man: One of the small 'N SYNC dolls that freak me out

 

Puppet-Men: 'N SYNC

 

Redneck: An annoying creature that comes from the South; see Riley Finn; see Lance Bass

 

Riley Finn: An annoying character on BtVS; the human dart-board

 

Rum-Tum-Tugger: A very showy male; a flirt; a way of moving (ie, Rum-Tum-Tuggering onto stage would involve thrusting and grinding)

 

Silicon: What Britney Spears' chest is full of

 

Spikes: The funky way that guys do their hair that makes it look like they've got a pourcupine living on their head

 

Spork: A plastic cross between a spoon and a fork; a very good torture tool

 

Stalag 13: A prison camp in Nazi Germany; a term for a middle/high school

 

Thinking of You: N SYNC's way of stupifying the world

 

Three Stooges, The: A threesome of commidians/trouble makers; my three cousins

 

Titanic: A major tradgedy; some bad movie about a sinking ship

 

Vampire: A sometimes very handsome fictional charecter

 

Xena: Any tough girl; a girl involved in karate or tai-kwon-do