My dictionary of terms, people, and things that you will hear about on this page. If it's confusing, don't worry. Half the time I have no clue what I'm talking about either.
Aaron Carter: Nick Carter's little bro; Mini-Me with blonde hair
AJ McLean: The 'insane' 'Boy; Cowboy
Argish: A term; depending on how it is said (happily, sadly, annoyed) it can mean anything
Army Guys: The cute men of the United States millitary
Angel: Sexy, brooding vampire
Angelus: Angel's darker, funnier, and more homicidal alter ego
Ant-Man: Any seriously small person that isn't a true midget
Albino: A creature born with no coloring of its own; see Lance
Algorythm: The rythm of Al Gore
*Beep* *Beep*: My way of refering to Drew; see 'The 'N SYNC Project' for a better understanding
Bimbo(s): A stupid girl; 98 Degrees' dancers
Bleach Bottle Abuser: Anyone who bleaches their hair to the point of blinding other people with it; see both Justins (Timberlake and Jeffre)
Blonde: A term for a stupid person; what every boy-group must have
'Boarder: Surfboarder; snowboarder; skateboarder; a stupid male
Boner: See AJ
Brian Littrell: One of the 'Boys
Blueman: A term for an LA Dodgers fan, not used in a good way
B-Rok: See Brian
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer; Angel's soulmate
Cat: Felis Catus Catus; the world's dominant species
CATS: A broadway play taken from the book 'Old Possom's Guide To Practical Cats'
Catnip: Any substance that makes you hyper or crazy; a plant that makes cats nuts
Chris Kirkpatrick: The now non-dreded member of N SYNC
Crazy: See Chris
David Boreanaz: The actor who plays Angel
*Ding!*: Realization of something; refers to getting boinked on the head and getting an idea
Drew Lachey: Nick Lachey's younger brother; barritone for 98 Degrees
Duh-huh?: Confusion or mishearing; commonly used by blondes
Dumb Sweed: What I tease my dad's side of the family about
Ebonics: Something Justin seems to have adopted as his language
Finn-Demon: See Riley
Fire Guys: Any cute fireman; pet term for 98 Degrees
'Fro-Boy: See Justin Timberlake
Gato: Cat
Ghetto Boy: Any male when acting like a fool or trying to be 'black'; Justin Timerlake
Ghetto Bootie: Lance's behind
Grave-Digger Lad: A tag-along; see Aaron
Grooby: A version of groovy
"Hey There, Sexy...": The mating call of the common parking meter
Hindenburg: Same meaning as Titanic; a large zeppelin that went boom
Hick: People from any of the smaller communities in Mississippi, Tennessee, or Georgia that are arrogant little twips; see Redneck; see Lance Bass; see Riley Finn
Howie D.: The cute, pony-tailed 'Boy
Initiative, The: A secret goverment organization devoted to capturing/killing all demons and vampires
JC Chasez: The main lead-singer of N SYNC; Sleepy-Spice
Jeff Timmons: The main lead-singer for 98 Degrees; first tenor
Justin Jeffre: Backup singer for 98 Degrees; bass
Justin Timberlake: Secondary lead-singer for N SYNC; 'The Curly One'
Joey Fatone: The flirt of N SYNC; Super-Joey
Katbird: A term used to describe me at many times; a mix between a cat and a bird resulting in a flying ball of fur, fleas, and feathers
Kate: A police officer that can't seem to keep her nose out of anything; vamp-food
Kevin Richardson: The 'Boy that many find 'sexy'; unibrow
Kirk: Anyone...who tends to...talk in...variations...like...James...T...Kirk...
Kittyhawk Inc.: A very stupid thing that was a result of too much Pepsi and pop-rocks in one night
La La Land: A place between space and time where people go when they either drift off or loose track of time; that place where daydreams happen in math class
Lance Bass: Bass singer for N SYNC
Lance-Lust: Kinda self-explainitory
Lil' White Mouse: Pet term for Lance, although used mostly when he bleaches his hair
Los Angelino(s): Anyone who lives in LA
Mew-sic: A cat carterwhauling
Mungojerrie and Rumpleteaser: Any pair of trouble-makers
Muppet-Man: See Jeff; refering to Jeff's hammy grin
Naked Angel Fairies: Something that visits me in my sleep
Nick Carter: The leader of the Dumb Blondes Bergade; one of the 'Boys
Nick Lachey: Secondary lead-singer in 98 Degrees; second tenor
Parking Meter: The Katbird's only natural enemy; annoying machines that make you get parking tickets
Peach Fuzz: What Justin Timberlake calls a goatee
Poo-Foo(s): See Lance; a group of Albinos that happen to live in Mississippi
Puppet Man: One of the small 'N SYNC dolls that freak me out
Puppet-Men: 'N SYNC
Redneck: An annoying creature that comes from the South; see Riley Finn; see Lance Bass
Riley Finn: An annoying character on BtVS; the human dart-board
Rum-Tum-Tugger: A very showy male; a flirt; a way of moving (ie, Rum-Tum-Tuggering onto stage would involve thrusting and grinding)
Silicon: What Britney Spears' chest is full of
Spikes: The funky way that guys do their hair that makes it look like they've got a pourcupine living on their head
Spork: A plastic cross between a spoon and a fork; a very good torture tool
Stalag 13: A prison camp in Nazi Germany; a term for a middle/high school
Thinking of You: N SYNC's way of stupifying the world
Three Stooges, The: A threesome of commidians/trouble makers; my three cousins
Titanic: A major tradgedy; some bad movie about a sinking ship
Vampire: A sometimes very handsome fictional charecter
Xena: Any tough girl; a girl involved in karate or tai-kwon-do