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Ah, yes. Every member of N Sync has a stereotype that he just seems to love to live up to. No matter how hard they try, they always fall back into their set roles. But, what are they REALLY like? Here's a few thoughts...
Justin: Sure, he's a nut on stage. He flirts with the audience, shakes his stuff, and knows how to get 12-year-olds up and screaming. So what's he really like? Justin is acctually the very timid one. Lou had him on a rope for so long, came to his bedside while they were on the bus so many times, that he's scared of other people. He puts up a nice little shell onstage to make people think he's happy, but in actuality he just wants his teddy bear.
JC: JC is the hyper one onstage, but very sleepy offstage. What's up with that? JC acctually runs an underground 'coffee' ring. All those times that the other guys thought he was sleeping was spent managing his exports and imports. He keeps a close eye on it all, then takes some of it for himself.
Chris: Chris wasn't lying when he said he has a wife and two kids. He keeps them hidden from the others in his footlocker while they travel. On the good days when everyone else has gone outside to play basketball, he takes them out and teaches the kids their ABCs via the Jackson 5 Meledy. FuManSkeeto provides their clothing, and the profits go into child support. The minute the guys come back on the bus, he stuffs them back in the footlocker, eats several Milky Ways, then becomes normal hyper Chris.
Lance: Unlike all the others, Lance isn't too good at hiding his 'true nature'. Let's face it, Lance is 100% woman. It might have been the 'Claire's' comment, or the orange bowl cut, or the fact that he and Joey always seem to be touching or riding one another. At any rate, Lance cannot hide the fact that his real name is Lancina, that he spends more money on makeup than Mimi, and likes pink.
Joey: Hell, what does, or CAN, he hide? He's too stupid to hide much of anything, and it's not like he has any shame. I'll leave poor Joey alone.