Top Ten Reason Why Joey's Hair Is Red

 

10. All that jello went to his head... litterally

9. Justin dunked his hair into a bowl of ketchup

8. Whoever performed that frontal lobotamy didn't clean up too well

7. It was a plot devised by the Backstreet Boys to make N SYNC unpopular. They mistook Joey for JC and sprayed the wrong head with the paint

6. Joey got into Britany Spears' lipstick one day...

5. While other's hair is turned blonde when introduced to bleach, Joey's hair cells were as dumb as the man himself, and so turned red

4. Mr. Wonka told Joey not to eat that piece of candy, but he didn't listen...

3. I think he chewed on one too many red crayons

2. Chris told him if he ran into a wall enough his hair would change colors. Joey was just stupid enough to try it

1. Joey saw Ronald McDonald and decided he would imitate his idol